Happy Valentines Day to all....

[eoeleven]

Originally Posted by becky-mom

well...let's just say that it was not the lack of a gift that had me fuming last night....I'm used to that.....

and eo...you're getting predictable, as well.....I knew that you would bring up the couch.......

someone has to stick up for poor Delmer who is constantly getting bashed here

[becky-mom]

Originally Posted by eoeleven

someone has to stick up for poor Delmer who is constantly getting bashed here

hah.....how's this? he is the PERFECT husband.

Never spends a penny more than I expect him to.....unless something important comes up that is....(for a definition of "important" you will have to check w/ him.....I sure can't figure it out).

But he is a PERFECT husband.....he comes home every night......loves his children......

Perfect.

Well....except that he doesn't like football.....






















































(and that I'm lying about the Perfect part........)

[eoeleven]

he cannot be the perfect husband ~he is not mute, money does not grow out of his arm pits, he does not have a keen fashion sense for purses and shoes, and he does not cook, clean, take total control of the kids, watch Opra, think Dr Phil is the smartest man alive, or think scrapbooking is the reason why the Earth was created.


I am guessing those are the things that make a man perfect because broads my whole life have been asking me to do them for them.

[loangod]

Originally Posted by eoeleven

he cannot be the perfect husband ~he is not mute, money does not grow out of his arm pits, he does not have a keen fashion sense for purses and shoes, and he does not cook, clean, take total control of the kids, watch Opra, think Dr Phil is the smartest man alive, or think scrapbooking is the reason why the Earth was created.


I am guessing those are the things that make a man perfect because broads my whole life have been asking me to do them for them.

Is that why you're perfect EO?

[becky-mom]

Originally Posted by eoeleven

he cannot be the perfect husband ~he is not mute, money does not grow out of his arm pits, he does not have a keen fashion sense for purses and shoes, and he does not cook, clean, take total control of the kids, watch Opra, think Dr Phil is the smartest man alive, or think scrapbooking is the reason why the Earth was created.


I am guessing those are the things that make a man perfect because broads my whole life have been asking me to do them for them.

he does cook...I could care less about Oprah OR Dr. Phil....(would prefer that he discussed the Draft w/ me...or watched important ball games.....),
I think he does not talk enough.....and Scrapbooking is my thing...HE has wrestling.....

Also...the issue is NOT money.

Try again EO. and if your wife knew that you were calling her a broad???

[eoeleven]

I call lots of dames broads, my wife knows this

[eoeleven]

Originally Posted by loangod

Is that why you're perfect EO?

man the only thing I want to do with Oprah or Dr Phil is have them greezed up and thrown in a steel cage

Oprah in my opinon hates all white guys over 30 that do not become subservient to their spouses and I do not fit that (altough I am scared of mine )

Dr Phil is the surgical arm of the Oprah movement and is single handedly demasculating more men than all the Lorana Bobbits, gender changing doctors, and join the gay clubs in America.

While I do not wish death on them I sure would not mind seeing them unable to communicate ever again.

and I think scrapbooking is one of the biggest waste of time and money ever invented and is probably God's punishment for soemthing we as men do not even know we did wrong.

[loangod]

Originally Posted by eoeleven

man the only thing I want to do with Oprah or Dr Phil is have them greezed up and thrown in a steel cage

Oprah in my opinon hates all white guys over 30 that do not become subservient to their spouses and I do not fit that (altough I am scared of mine )

Dr Phil is the surgical arm of the Oprah movement and is single handedly demasculating more men than all the Lorana Bobbits, gender changing doctors, and join the gay clubs in America.

While I do not wish death on them I sure would not mind seeing them unable to communicate ever again.

and I think scrapbooking is one of the biggest waste of time and money ever invented and is probably God's punishment for soemthing we as men do not even know we did wrong.

What the h3ll is scrapbooking anyway. Picking up scraps and taping them in a book?

[loangod]

Originally Posted by eoeleven

I call lots of dames broads, my wife knows this

Broads.....Here I thought you were saying boards and making fun of the "less" chesty women.

[eoeleven]

Originally Posted by loangod

What the h3ll is scrapbooking anyway. Picking up scraps and taping them in a book?

dude know how when we where kids our moms taped pictures in albumns to get dusty for a 100 years to come, only to be drug out at the most embarsing or socially crippling time

well now moms do all this artsey fartsey crap on the pages surrounding the pictures and spends hundreds of dollars for them to get dusty for a 100 years to come, only to be drug out at the most embarsing or socially cripplign time.